I was in my family’s garden gardening and stuff when my boyfriend came up to our fence and was like, “Hey Duckie, do you want to come meet my grandparents?”
Some context, I’ve interacted with his grandparents and they’re very aware of me being trans and all that and are very accepting. The thing is I’ve only ever interacted through his family’s Facebook group (he made me a Facebook account just so his entire family was aware I was real), so this would be the first real impression they have of me. And I was gardening, so I was pretty dirty.
So I say, “Right now?” And he said yes, and he even looked a little confused when I said I would have to go change. “I think you look fine!” “That’s because you have your glasses off. I have a lot of specks of dirt on my face.” And the he does the little squinting thing with his eyes and says “Really?” “Yes.” I get closer to him so he can see me better and he goes, “Ooooh, I see it now…”
And then he kisses my forehead, for no reason, and I, also for no reason, just blurt out, “I fucking love you.” He just hugs over the fence me, and I’m pretty sure he cried.
10 out of 10 experience, would do again. I got meet his grandparents and his grandma told me I was very handsome.
Bouncing my knees and flapping my arms jut thinking about it.
white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: omg the dad from cocomelon is actually kind of a litty dilf? and his relationship with the mailman is kind of enemies to lovers villaincore let me know if i should make them both pee on eachother
worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby online: can you seriously like knock if off man im trying to learn about the rhombus
white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: fuck off worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby. just another puriteen minor inserting themselves into adult spaces. go play in the sandbox Also heres ur dox: 123 Circle Road ….. yea i have that….if someone shows up to your house and shoots you and kills you then thats deserved 🤷♂️ know your fucking place and get the hell out of the cocomelon fandom if youre not ready to see dark topics
a scientist at mit about to change the world forever: i just made my own centipede by sewing all the dead flies in my room together with all the dead ants in my room 😃☝️
Before Barbenheimer, there was “Apocalypse in Pink,” the August 1983 theme of fashion/culture magazine SPECTAGORIA. The issue’s controversial imagery of Barbie-esque models attempting to stay gorgeous and glamorous amidst nuclear annihilation sought to, in the words of editor/photographer Sera Clairmont, “revel in the morbid absurdity of the new American condition,” an “anxiety vibrating underneath all our plastic smiles.”
“It’s The Hot Pink Cold War,” Clairmont wrote in her introduction. “It’s ‘Material Girl’ on the radio and ‘WarGames’ at the drive-in. It’s ‘Girls Just Wanna Have Fun’ interrupted by the emergency broadcast signal. We’re told to look sexy, dress fashionable, make money, and spend money, but be sure we’re just the right amount of terrified about the bomb. Get that Malibu dream home, keep working on that perfect body, sip cocktails by the pool in your little pink bikini and watching the stocks go up — but STAY VIGILANT! and for God’s sake vote Republican, because that dream home could melt into a pink plastic inferno at any given moment. Just don’t stop smiling as the blast liquefies your skin into bubbling ooze like a Barbie doll in a microwave - it’s bad for the economy.”
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